After the series of tragedies that have weighed us down over the past few weeks, we ALL need a good laugh. The dragging of Taylor Swift was a Twitter party to remember this week, but @IllCapitano94‘s #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty could literally go on forever. When he dropped the invite, Black Twitter came with memes and GIFs in hand, ready to party (and throw palm trees).
I mean, we’ve been doing it inadvertently all of our lives, so why not?
When we arrived.
On my way to the #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty pic.twitter.com/4q8hatxbns
— Sully. (@NoMayoTears) July 20, 2016
Things got real very quickly.
#ConfuseWhitePeopleParty melanin. rhythm. spices.
— baby blu (@armadillohalsey) July 20, 2016
tell them it starts at 8 pm and show up two hours late like normal #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty
— ego death track 2 (@gabstagram) July 20, 2016
But, we can’t make this stuff up.
Black peoples: *do the Cupid shuffle or any other line dance*
white people: how are you so in sync? you practice?#ConfuseWhitePeopleParty
— Hood Wink ✨ (@beenaanii) July 20, 2016
Some of our dear friends just didn’t (and never will) know the wrath of the black mother.
when ur mama start yelling @ you & ur white friend is wondering why you ain't curse her out #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty pic.twitter.com/NcZxwatI3O
— – (@mothabey) July 20, 2016
Or, about ‘the nod’.
Black person: *nods to passing black person*
YT: you know him/her
BP: nah. #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty pic.twitter.com/F9GvxFZ1du
— Hood Wink ✨ (@beenaanii) July 20, 2016
But truthfully, this hashtag was made for black women.
Shrinkage #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty pic.twitter.com/IfErmNNlN2
— Lucky #7 (@YonceHaunted) July 20, 2016
Because every black girl with natural hair has had this moment.
"your hair was straight, how'd you get it so curly?"
"water" #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty pic.twitter.com/vqgBzRODbG
— Darling Nikki (@damonslacefront) July 20, 2016
And this one.
white people at work: your hair got so long so fast overnight! how?
me: i straightened it.#confusewhitepeopleparty pic.twitter.com/Qv1bqecdbP— Di (@lovethediosa) July 20, 2016
White co-worker: “WOW how did your hair grow so fast?”
go into the weekend with a pixie cut, come back on Monday with the ill box braids #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty pic.twitter.com/jmpi7iXscQ
— IG: marsthegreat ▲ (@immarstheg) July 20, 2016
*Cue elementary school flash-backs about explaining the concept of ash*
White girl: What are you putting on your legs? Me: Lotion. WG: What's it for? Me: Ashiness WG: What's ashy? #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty
— Sensei Aishitemasu (@seren_sensei) July 20, 2016
(and flashbacks about explaining other things that we really never got an explanation for)
Me: *Buys stockings and cuts the legs off*
White people: wyd
Me: It's for my hair#ConfuseWhitePeopleParty— 無感覚 (@MalePocahontas) July 20, 2016
We really just took our blackness lessons as children and ran with it.
Seasoning. #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty pic.twitter.com/rjfvPvUhuI
— Sully. (@NoMayoTears) July 20, 2016
This one was taught every time our parents picked up the phone or talked to anyone who wasn’t black.
When I have to explain what code-switching is at the #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty pic.twitter.com/5xWjFV0kLM
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) July 20, 2016
Now we’re the ones teaching lessons.
Tell them just mentioning race is not "racist" #ConfuseWhitePeopleParty pic.twitter.com/M0uZ0Sv3P2
— Civil Savage (@Hustle_Scholar) July 20, 2016
Because the struggle to exist can be way too real.
Them: Wait but you don't really sound Black, so like…?
Me: pic.twitter.com/n7S3RNchvM
— Anthoknees (@anthoknees) July 21, 2016