Late this summer (and after 40 years together) Miss Piggy and Kermit the frog ended their relationship. And according to People Magazine, Kermit the Frog has moved on to a new Bae named Denise. TL;DR: thesefrogsaintloyal. Although Blavity typically reports on human news, these reactions were just too good to pass up on.

Meet Denise and see the analysis from our fellow millennials below:

https://twitter.com/crissles/status/638795848365776896

https://twitter.com/rodimusprime/status/638810940415320064

https://twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU/status/638806073105883138

https://twitter.com/StephGhost/status/638805802015395841

https://twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU/status/638805203228209152

and of course some thoughts on interfrog/pig dating

Kermit doesn't know any beautiful female frogs? His mama's a frog. His sister is a frog. Who taught Kermit to hate himself?

— Rae Sanni (@raesanni) September 1, 2015

How come Kermit only dates pigs tho? Is Kermit a self hatin frog??? Think piece comin soon. pic.twitter.com/36W3KIAf41

— Mehmet Okurrrt (@Natural_OneDurr) September 1, 2015

Analysis of her potential personality

https://twitter.com/XavierDLeau/status/638806988063965185

https://twitter.com/XavierDLeau/status/638810159343661057

When you thought everything was cool but she was really plotting on yo man pic.twitter.com/HZhTftqkX5

— ♈️🐏♈️Aries SZN ♈️🐏♈️ (@FeministaJones) September 1, 2015

kermit's new girlfriend looks like she got a snapchat full of lip-syncing videos pic.twitter.com/nnhap0pAJS

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 1, 2015

https://twitter.com/INeedJa_Kadeeja/status/638803751344697344

Look at that bling bling Denise has on her wrist? I smell a "goldigger" pic.twitter.com/w4mki05kXX

— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) September 1, 2015

https://twitter.com/Lizzs_Lockeroom/status/638805060277899264

A few ideas why Kermit moved on

"@BSO: Kermit was in an abusive relationship with Miss Piggy, glad after like 40 years he figured it out." Hes OUT! pic.twitter.com/6GxSAcFSRl

— James Baldwin Fan 📚 ✊🏾 🤓 (@LakersGold) September 1, 2015

https://twitter.com/das_got_it/status/638808691794382848

https://twitter.com/LeeTRBL/status/638805791068176384

@rodimusprime Rod! Why is nobody talking about the years of abusive from Miss Piggy?? https://t.co/knp2xdqjEa

— Bass Reeves (@TheCoolTeacher_) September 1, 2015

And finally some advice for Miss Piggy

https://twitter.com/jteeDC/status/638804604948467713

When you held that man down for 40 years but he trying to stunt on social media with his new pig pic.twitter.com/PHmGrepBLc

— ♈️🐏♈️Aries SZN ♈️🐏♈️ (@FeministaJones) September 1, 2015

"I was yo lover and yo secuhturry, working every day of the weeeeek" pic.twitter.com/AAi6BrEWDg

— ♈️🐏♈️Aries SZN ♈️🐏♈️ (@FeministaJones) September 1, 2015

Tweet through it, love. RT @MissPiggy: Moi is always ready for #TravelTuesday! Where are we going? pic.twitter.com/YPONVTIeH3

— Boul. (@CoryTownes) September 1, 2015

Miss Piggy on IG like pic.twitter.com/1um7rTyPl9

— No Relation, Esq. (@TheCosby) September 1, 2015

https://twitter.com/BAEpernick/status/638809921241395200

Miss Piggy gonna be on Instagram tomorrow like pic.twitter.com/ofN0axA2hM

— ♈️🐏♈️Aries SZN ♈️🐏♈️ (@FeministaJones) September 1, 2015

Looks like Miss Piggy is already on the rebound though….

Loved @LiamHemsworth, our latest guest coming to #TheMuppets. Although, I had to explain that hunger is NEVER a game! pic.twitter.com/OJG4JHOaia

— Miss Piggy (@MissPiggy) August 31, 2015

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